The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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