Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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