their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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