How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
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There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
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