I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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