I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
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The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
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You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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