is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She bit a glass in half.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
