i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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