we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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