making cat noises will not fix the situation.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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