I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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