I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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