Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
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What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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