I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
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he was CRYING into my vagina
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
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