Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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