I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Randomize