shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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