69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
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I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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