I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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