Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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