Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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