I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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