You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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