You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
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I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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