***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
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i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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