He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Randomize
