You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Welp...herpes.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
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all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Randomize