You're so nebulous sometimes
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
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its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
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Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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