You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
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Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I would fuck him just for his dog
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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