I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
home. puking in laundry basket.
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batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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