i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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