Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
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I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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