can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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