we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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