So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
you win again, gameday.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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