I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
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You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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