woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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