i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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