I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
there is glitter all over my balls
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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