perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It's blow job season.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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