Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
