Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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