Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
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Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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