Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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