Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic