um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
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I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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