why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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