PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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