i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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