What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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