There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
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There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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