My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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