I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
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I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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