Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
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When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
So vagazzling was a success
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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