I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
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He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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