I got chris browned last night
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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